A letter to the so busy POLITICIANS

ADDRESS: Household of every Indian

                                                   

ADDRESS: The corruption-filled parliament of India

                   New Delhi, India.

DATE:       Every Day- Noise Pollution Day*

SUBJECT: A Letter to The Election Contesting Parties And Their Orators

DEAR PRESENT AND ASPIRING MP’S AND MLA’S.

We, the looted and harassed citizens of India, request you all (the people sitting up there in the House of Parliament) to take a look at us and feel pity on us. (Please spare us of your speeches- ISI remarks, Khooni Panja etc).

We would like to request all the speech writers of the orators of the respected parties to go and take some tuition classes on how and what to speak at public gatherings, especially, during election rallies. **

Please spare us and don’t make us fight among ourselves on sensitive issues of religion. (Let us remind the dear Politicians- INDIA IS A SECULAR COUNTRY.)***

We are busy making this economy grow, please DO NOT DISTURB- we are studying, working, researching, digging grounds to find some gold, anxiously following RBI’s announcements, investing our hard-earned money etc. Of course, you people work hard too- after all the hard earned scams and money gifted to the country are all by the politicians (at-least 1 from each party)

In the end, let us take this opportunity to thank the Election commission for introducing the REJECT ALL option for the innocent voters. WE ARE REALLY PLEASED BYTHIS MOVE FROM THE COMMISSION.

THANK YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY

AN INDIAN

*-The day we have some party’s Rally

**- Please speak something about the nation’s growth plans

***-Preamble of the Indian Constitution